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Office Hijinks: The Treasure of Premiere Parkway

The assembled treasure map in the bottle of grog.I’ve been known, from time to time, to execute a fun and harmless over-the-top creative office prank.  With my upcoming departure from my current organization, I thought it might be fun to launch one last bit of fun, timed to be found at some point after i’d left.

I’d always liked the idea of hiding something (non-evil) in my desk to be found at some point by a future inhabitant of the desk.  I’d also heard of someone else calling the job documentation they were leaving behind a “treasure map.”  So, that’s where the idea was born — why not leave behind an actual treasure map to an actual treasure?  And if a treasure map is going to be created, then of course we’re going to need a pirate theme!

I had grand plans and ideas on how to make a fairly involved hunt — but, due to time restrictions and actually wanting this to be found, I decided  on a simpler approach to a basic map and instructions which led directly to buried treasure.  I had one other speed bump encountered at the last minute — my office and desk were to be reworked the day I was leaving, so leaving clues strategically placed there wasn’t going to work.

Never fear!  I managed to leave a small clue in a common area of the office (which managed to go unnoticed for a week) which then led treasure hunters to the map, which ultimately led to the prize hidden outside in the woods.  The hunt was great fun and was a great success!  Hopefully it was enjoyed by all.

The unfolded treasure map with its bottle.

The unfolded treasure map with its bottle.

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The Office Hijinks Series – Part 10: Operation Tiki Beach

The Office Hijinks Series – Part 10: Operation Tiki Beach

Have you ever wondered what would happen if your office was the beach?  Me too.  It turns out, it’s difficult to move your office to the beach, so for this installment, I did the next best thing…I brought the beach to the office!

In July of 2013, Wendy went on a weeklong cruise.  You know what happens when you leave your office unguarded for a week — hijinks ensue!  In this case, I decided to bring the beach to Wendy’s office, complete with a beachy backdrop, palm trees, a full Tiki Bar, and local wildlife.  All we were missing were the margaritas…next time!  Enjoy!

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The Office Hijinks Series – Part 9: Halloween Pumpkin Contest

The Office Hijinks Series – Part 9: Halloween Pumpkin Contest

Well, it’s not quite October, but in continuing my Office Hijinks Series of posting fun and creative things done at the office, I present to you the Halloween Pumpkin Contest of October, 2012.

In October of 2012, we decided to have a Halloween Pumpkin Carving/Decoration contest.  While not quite a prank like the other posts in this series, some of them came out great, which makes this a deserving addition.  The big and creepy one on the right is mine.  Enjoy!

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The Office Hijinks Series – Part 8: Cats, Cats, Cats!

The Office Hijinks Series – Part 8: Cats, Cats, Cats!

So, what do you do when you have a co-worker that is a self-proclaimed “cat lady” and she goes out of town for a few days?

Well, you indulge it of course!  With lots and lots of cats.

In September of 2012, Katie — our self-declared office “cat lady” went out of town for a few days.  While she was away, a few strays moved into her cube.  Big cats and little cats, pink cats and blue cats.  You name it, we had it all.  One even came with its own litter box.  Not to mention the “Crazy Cat Lady” action figure.  Enjoy!

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The Office Hijinks Series – Part 7: Full of Hot Air

The Office Hijinks Series – Part 7: Full of Hot Air

I’ve heard of people doing things like this before — the cubicle full of balloons or peanuts, but had yet to actually see it in real life.

So, it was time to give it a try!  Eric was out of the office for a few days, so we decided to take advantage of the opportunity and the chaos of our ongoing office renovation.

It turns out, that it takes a LOT of balloons to fill an office…and a lot of air.  The team spent the evening with a number of balloon pumps blowing up and tying balloons.  It took us about 500 regular sized balloons to fill a 12×12 office to about waist height.  At that point, we were quite literally out of steam and capped things off with the Monkey King to lord over his balloon kingdom.

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The Office Hijinks Series – Part 5: The Christmas House

The Office Hijinks Series – Part 5: The Christmas House

In December of 2011, I went out of town for a week of skiing out in the Rockies of Colorado.  Upon my return, I was greet with something strange…something beautiful…

While I was out of town, my coworkers turned my office into a giant Christmas house.  Complete with a snowy roof, wood walls, window, doors, and glittery snow everywhere.  Quite a piece of craftsmanship!  I need to go on vacation more often.

I left the house up for as long as I could, though unfortunately, it started to fall apart after about a month or so.  It’s a bit tricky to work when your roof is starting to collapse.  They don’t make ’em like they used to!

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The Office Hijinks Series – Part 3: Tequila Bot

The Office Hijinks Series – Part 3: Tequila Bot

Welcome to the next installment of our Office Hijinks Series.  In this week’s episode, we meet Tequila Bot, built in August of 2010.

A co-worker, Robert, was out of town for the week.  This time, rather than making his office look like a little girl’s room or filling it with balloons, I decided what better than to replace him with a robot!

I’m not sure where the original idea to do Tequila Bot came from — an off the wall link at the time.  Anybody can build Futurama’s “Bender,” so this seemed a bit more original.  Tequila Bot is based off of one of those low-budget commercials which pop up on YouTube from time to time.

Tequila Bot was built from old cardboard boxes, duct tape, silver spray paint, and other assorted items from the hardware store.  We set him up in Robert’s office, gave him a chair and some credentials on the wall and we we had our new technician!  All in all, I think I got him pretty close to the original inspiration (minus the walking!)

Upon Robert’s return, Tequila Bot lurked around the office for some time until sadly, he was eventually disassembled.

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The Office Hijinks Series – Part 2: The My Little Pony Prank

The Office Hijinks Series – Part 2: The My Little Pony Prank

Welcome to the first in the series of office hijinks and pranks featured on this blog.  Our first prank comes to you from the summer of 2009.

For our first prank, we weren’t really sure what we wanted to do.  We had an idea of whose office we wanted to prank (as he was on vacation for a week), but we weren’t sure what exactly we wanted to do.

Ultimately, we decided the name “Eric” was similar enough to the name “Erica” that we were going to turn his office into a little girl’s room, featuring My Little Pony.

At the time, My Little Pony had not yet come back into mainstream popularity (wow, that’s weird to say), so we didn’t have a lot of resources at our disposal.  We got creative though, fired up Google Image Search and the color printer, and got to work!

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The Office Hijinks Series – Part 1: Introduction

The Office Hijinks Series – Part 1:  Introduction

It’s pretty easy to get caught up in the technical hustle and bustle of all work all the time.  While hard work and professionalism are of course very important (especially for a technical blog visible to the entire Internet) it’s also important to have a little fun and express some good-natured creativity.

A number of years ago, I pioneered a series of good-natured office pranks as a means of introducing some additional fun into the office.  While it may seem at first glance to be silly, there were actually some very good benefits from integrating some office pranks into our workplace:

  • Increased morale and team building — when you say to your co-workers “hey, let’s fill Eric’s office with balloons while he’s out for the week” and the entire team is participating and laughing, you know you’re doing a good thing.
  • Increased employee retention — having a fun environment in which you never know what the next big prank will be, it’s hard to give that up in favor of something else.
  • Marketing – inevitably, when we take pictures of an office prank and post them on Facebook, we get tons of comments to the tune of “wow, cool, I wish I worked there!!”
  • A great outlet for creativity — when you spend the majority of the day repairing issues and fixing problems, its nice to be able to exercise some creativity and build something unique.
So, there you have it, a business case for office hijinks!
Whenever I put together an office prank, I usually have a few guidelines I follow to make sure it stays fun for everyone:
  • No permanent destruction of the victim’s or office property — let’s face it, if you intentionally were to break something the victim cares about or would have difficulty replacing, all the fun is sucked out of the room quickly.
  • Nothing that would be too difficult to clean up or prevent the victim from being able to work in a reasonable amount of time — having hours and hours of cleanup or inability to work is no fun for anyone.
  • If anybody wants to opt out, they’re out — if anybody doesn’t want to participate for any reason, either as a participant or victim, that’s totally fine.
  • It shouldn’t be too disrupting during work hours — its normal to build some of the office prank during business hours, but it shouldn’t be too disruptive.  Some work outside of business hours is almost always required.
  • Spend some money, but don’t go overboard — at best, the prank is going to stay around a week or so, so there’s no harm in making things out of cardboard.  Odds are it’ll be thrown out at the end anyway!
Stay tuned for next week when we cover our first office prank — Part 1, the “My Little Pony Prank

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